from Boss

THIS IS FOR PAUL BUT ABOUT ALL OF US...IM BORED AT WORK SO I HOPE YOU
LIKEY LIKEY!


in a land of samurai, geisha and hentai there lived a young man called
Christmas.

Christmas was special in many ways, many of which were unbeknown to
him. he had talents abound and was to find out later in life just
what these talents were.

Christmas was always genki and omoshiroi and all the people in the
land liked him. his friends included mrs claus (not to be confused
with is wife but in fact his sister), Rudolph (whose red nose, small
ears and white face were very distinctive), and three wise men
(actually one was a female because this group of friends was all about
breaking tradition). of the three wise men one was scottish, and two
were american who were the coolest couple on the land
there were also several enemies in the land of toe key oh!...one was
the grinch...Christmases worst arch nemesis (yes he did have more than
one) the grinch was a penguin shaped figure who would laugh very
annoyingly and basically talk baka shit all day. another enemy was
the black snow queen who was known to lie excessively and to try to
sink her claws into anyone that came close.

life in general in toe key oh! had its ups and downs but was generally
an exciting yet strangely peaceful place to live. as Christmas had
many helpers in his job (the small asian looking elves) he had a
pretty easy time of it and life was stress free.

being from the same genetic background Christmas and mrs claus (who
was the boss...she was younger but held her own) had similar problems
(which some would call problems others would say a source of
creativity and inspiration). but supported each other and enjoyed many
consumption binges together. however they always gave back one time
of year.-.CHRISTMAS OF COURSE where they spread good cheer and good
vibes all round.

this tight crew called (MAC for varios reasons including Monday
afternoon crew, magic and cool, majorly awesome cats, megaly
adventurous cretins and majorly against canadians)

however one day they all sensed their time was coming to an end as
some chose to go off on new adventures while others chose to stay in
the land of toe key oh! but despite the distance between them MAC will
go down in history as one of the most legendary crews there were.